WHAT IF??????

WHAT IF?:

Take turns answering these hypothetical questions and then invent some of your own:
•If you were king or queen of a country, how would you use your power?
•If you could be the best on your block at something, what would it be?
•If you could live any place in the world, where would you live and why?
•Describe your perfect vacation. Where would you visit and who would you want to travel with you?
•If you were stranded on a deserted island and could eat only one kind of food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
•If Spider-Man and Batman fought, who would win and why?
•If you could make up a holiday, what would it be and how would you celebrate it?

ok....

If you made up your own Pokemon what would it be, what would you name it, and what power would it have?

(this question is courtesy of Noah and Jacob)

A blue little bubble man named Nubbles and his power would be to spray water with enough force to knock out any forest fire.


If you could design your own spa oasis what would be your requirements?

•If you were king or queen of a country, how would you use your power?
Hmmmm. To keep my subjects happy, healthy, and prosperous so I can tax them.
•If you could be the best on your block at something, what would it be?
picking off the squirrels with a paint ball gun.
•If you could live any place in the world, where would you live and why?
on a tropical island. do you need to ask?
•Describe your perfect vacation. Where would you visit and who would you want to travel with you? Disney...no crowds...with my family (Lora and the spawn)
•If you were stranded on a deserted island and could eat only one kind of food for the rest of your life, what would it be? Smoked Baby Back ribs....
•If Spider-Man and Batman fought, who would win and why? Neither. the forces of good repel each other. Like a magnet. Stan Lee would have to interfere and that woud destroy the fabric of space/time and utterly anhilate all life in this tempral plain.

That or Spider Man....Batman is just a closet Homosexual who loves to wear S&M gear and tights.

•If you could make up a holiday, what would it be and how would you celebrate it?
Screw It Day! (get your minds outta the gutter....well on second thought...) a day where we take our daily cares and such and say "Screw IT!" and slack off. No work allowed. period. not even to get up and walk to the fridge...

IF you had three wishes from a Genie, what would they be and WHY?

If you could design your own spa oasis what would be your requirements?
Uhh...I have no clue...maybe lots of hot water?


For the Pokemon question: I have NO clue.

Pokemon

As a kid I always wanted to be a cat. So I would want to be a small pink cat. Be able to see in the dark and jump high

Notice no one answers my genie question.....


So I will:

1) To always have ENOUGH money. I figure that by doing this I am not tied down to a fixed sum and will make out better in the long run. A bill comes up, i have ENOUGH to cover it. I am at the store and whip out the ol' debit card and VOILA! Enough. See what I mean?

2) To weigh my ideal weight no matter what I eat. park my butt at 190# for life. that is it. I don't need a wash board stomach, sculpted shoulders and arms, or pecs that would stop a bullet. That I can work on by myself.

3) For the Human race to get thier collective heads outta their asses and wake up to the shit we are pulling. Global Warming, Human Rights Atrocities, Crumbling Financial Marketplace, Dissoulution of the Family Unit, oh yeah and FOX News....WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING?

OK end of soap box. Notice I went "clean" for my wishes....Who's next?

if you could have time to do anything you wanted to do, what would you do?